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statelessidentity:

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.
Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. 
2353 ♥ / 1 hour ago
nicevagina:

this card ruins friendships
20241 ♥ / 1 hour ago
4424 ♥ / 1 hour ago

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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18639 ♥ / 2 hours ago

Babel, Babel, look at me now!!: gabrielbeckett: cross off the things you’ve done teusza: Graduated...

gabrielbeckett:

cross off the things you’ve done

teusza:

Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep.

Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class. (damn close though)
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep. (but I do cry a lot)
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone

Written a 10 page letter.

Gone skiing. or snowboarding
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school. (well I had my mom’s permission but)
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary. 
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Swam with dolphins.
Taken a lie detector test.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches. 
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig. 
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair. 
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.
Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher. (I ACCIDENTALLY DO THIS ALL THE TIME OMG)
Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been on the TV.
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love.
Been on a train.
Seen a ghost. (I see shit out of the corners of my eyes ok)
Gone bungee-jumping. 
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Drank alcohol.
Forwarded a chain letter.

Made a mistake.

77854 ♥ / 13 hours ago

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

18433 ♥ / 13 hours ago
27371 ♥ / 13 hours ago

dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

172107 ♥ / 13 hours ago
inxdequacy:

it’s not only sassy, it’s transparent too
70706 ♥ / 13 hours ago

lesb1dn:

fagweed:

FUCK ONE DIRECTION

IM TRYING

29245 ♥ / 13 hours ago

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

61786 ♥ / 13 hours ago

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

133724 ♥ / 13 hours ago
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