“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Babel, Babel, look at me now!!: gabrielbeckett: cross off the things you’ve done teusza: Graduated...
cross off the things you’ve done
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park.Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class. (damn close though)
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.Been to a funeral.Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.Cried yourself to sleep. (but I do cry a lot)Spent over $200 in one day.Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someoneWritten a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing. or snowboardingBeen sailing.Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school. (well I had my mom’s permission but)
Had detention.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand.Actually made money at the lemonade stand.Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.Swam with dolphins.
Taken a lie detector test.Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.Had a hamster/guinea pig.Pet a wild animal.Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.Made-out with someone.Played on a sports team.Snuck out of the house.Swore at a teacher. (I ACCIDENTALLY DO THIS ALL THE TIME OMG)Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.Been on the TV.
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.Driven a car.Performed in front of an audience.Been in love.Been on a train.Seen a ghost. (I see shit out of the corners of my eyes ok)
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school



